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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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