i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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