four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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