she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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