the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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