DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
