Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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