why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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