Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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