Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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