Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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