why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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