I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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