Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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