that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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