Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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