I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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