when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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