they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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