You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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