Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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