Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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