yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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