what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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