We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
