So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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