Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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