doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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