Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
