is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am midnight drunk by noon
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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