so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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