I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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