just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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