So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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