I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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