I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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