Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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