dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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