I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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