I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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