So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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