The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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