Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
