I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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