So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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