Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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