her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
handjob tips. give me some.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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