Midget sex pt 2 tonight
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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