Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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