i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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