I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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