I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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