rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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