I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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