I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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