That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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