I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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