I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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