That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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