we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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