I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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