We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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