And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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