is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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