New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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